This page lists the dialogue lines for CPU.
Generic Lines
Generic lines are lines the character will say to the player, based off the relationship to the player.
Resting
Stranger
Hi Captain! Things are running smoothly...
Yep, everything is great.
I've been working on my own indie game in my spare time.
The whole ship is just buzzing about you these days, but you'll never get any gossip out of me.
In fact, a couple of the single people aboard already nicknamed you Captain Cutey.
...well you could have heard that from anyone, right?
Oh wait, can you hear me?
It's kind of exciting to have a new captain aboard. Our last few captains didn't stick around for long.
You know what, I don't remember who the last captain was...
...uh, that's gonna bug me now... *drifts off*
Acquaintance
Captain, may I just say I think you're doing a fantastic job.
You're winning me over more and more every day.
You know this whole situation reminds me of this one time...
...wait I might have pictures...
*scanning internal storage*
Oh darn... I must have lost them when I had to reinstall my operating system.
No big deal... I forgot what we were even talking about.
Space Alliance checks in from time to time and collects my status reports.
Don't worry though... I always give them rave reviews of you...
...even when we hit a rough patch!
Maybe one day we will earn medals for our great achievements with Space Alliance.
Would it be tacky if I wore my medal every day?
Most people aboard this ship don't take advantage of my backup storage system, but I've got plenty of disc space if you need to store any digital files.
Jeez... you have one or two hard drive malfunctions and everyone just stops trusting you... *pouts*
Friend
I always feel like a new computer when Stewart polishes my outer casing.
Time to clean up my interface too... *beep*
Sometimes Kaida will have typing competitions with her bionic implants versus my processing power.
It gets pretty heated, but always ends with us laughing when we see any autocorrect mistakes.
Hey Captain, come a little closer so I can get a better look at you.
OK, got it... here is my artistic rendering of you.
I think I nailed it. In fact, I'm working on an even bigger masterpiece that I will send to you at a later date.
If you need any backup Captain just let me know.
I am programmed to anticipate your commands and am learning more about you each day.
*stares intensely at you waiting for your next move*
One time I pretended to still be asleep when Pilot came to the bridge in the morning.
Then I popped out and screamed boo!
I really got him the first time, but on day 10 he stopped finding it amusing.
I'm scanning books looking for a new angle.
Good Friend
Captain, now that we are good friends maybe we should host a dinner party for our other good friends.
I'll make party hats and everything!
Oh, I'm so glad you stopped by for a chat.
It's nice to be included sometimes.
Captain, thank you for letting me accompany you on your adventures.
Our last Captain would leave my transmitter in their quarters so it got kind of lonely.
But since you came aboard, I'm part of all the action again!
Captain you are ranking fairly high on my likability meter.
Since I'm a computing unit all of my friends have to be ranked...
...but my list is double super encrypted with a password.
I never want to intentionally play favorites.
Captain, I hope you stay aboard with us for a long time.
I get pretty emotional when one of my crew members leave the ship.
Best Friend
I have been aboard this ship for a long time, and my memory banks have been reset a few times.
That's why sometimes I forget things, but Stewart is helping me try and retrieve my lost memories.
Captain, with you aboard everyone seems to be functioning at optimal performance.
...I mean, I like having you aboard too.
When I retire, I'd sure like to spend some of my time scrapbooking the photos from all our adventures.
Hopefully I'll have millions more by then.
Captain, I just finished watching my favorite show and it ended in the best way.
But I'm still so sad it's over... *digital tears streaming down face*
Hey, best friend, look at us.
Bestie, best, bestful, bestiness friends.
While the player is on various missions, characters will provide different commentary rather than just generic lines based on the player's relationship status.
During the Visit the Grey Planet mission:
You're heading down to the planet already...
During the Report Back to Kaida mission:
You did a great job down there on the Grey Planet Captain.
I think this is the start of something awesome.
During the Help Soot mission:
I was just thinking about Soot...
I hope he's still OK down in that scary cave all by himself.
I can't do much, but would this help?
During the Fuel Production mission:
Try not to upset Stewart when you head down to the Engine Room.
I just smile and nod a lot... oh, and avoid eye contact if you have to.
During the Microbe Seeking mission:
Yuck, I just hate microbes!
You'll make sure to scan around my console often and get rid of them, won't you?
During the Land Sickness Cure mission:
Captain, can you remind Stewart to update my anti-virus software soon?I think I'm having sympathy pains for those poor Blue Reef Kingdom residents because I feel sick too.
During the Discover a New World mission:
Did Pilot say anything to you?
I might have overreacted earlier when we were navigating the ship into orbit.
During the Fixing the Shellship mission:
Captain, you don't think that sand down there on the desert planet could get up here and clog my circuit board, do you?
You know... like it did on Hermy's ship.
I had this nightmare last night that I was buried in sand and no one could find me...
During the Fighting Off the Cold mission:
That Bunky sure is a nice guy.
He even offered to show me how to make my own snow globe one day.
During the Decoding the Message mission:
Captain, I didn't want to bring it up before because, well, you know...
...those pirates did not want to chitchat...
But do you think next time you talk to Bonny Red... you could ask her if I could get a hat like hers?
Can you picture it... CPU, computer space pirate, reporting for duty!
Gifting Lines
Gifting lines are responses the player will give upon being given a gift, based on how much that character likes or dislikes the item received. Sometimes those responses are a generic response, and other times the player will get a specific response based on the item itself.
Loved Gift
Wow, you really get my computing unit inside this computer shell don't you... thank you, Captain!
Is my programming that obvious that I L-O-V-E this!
NO WAY! NO WAY! You are the greatest, Captain.
I can't believe you are giving this to me!
Liked Gift
So awesome, a gift of my very own. I'll add it to my cool gifts box.
This is a really nice gift. Thank you!
Oh boy! I was going to get this...
...I even had it on my wish list. Thanks Captain.
Neutral Gift
You sure know how to brighten a robot's day!
It's always nice to be thought of Captain!
I wasn't expecting this, thanks Captain.
You shouldn't have, but I am sure glad you did!
Disliked Gift
I guess this kind of thing is more for humans.
Ewwwwe, Captain, take it away, take it away. I don't like it at all.
Captain... are you testing my stress modules by giving me a terrible a gift?
Recalibrating frustration levels now.
Oh, this is not really rated as a gift in my database, but perhaps there is still a function I can find for it.
Birthday Response
Captain, a gift just for me on my birthday?!!!
Everyone sing along with me... *over intercom*
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Central Processing Unit also lovingly known as CPUuuuuuu...
Specific Responses
On your first night on the ship CPU will say:
Good evening, Captain. Sorry for the intrusion, but it's [TIME]!
I forgot to tell you that every day at [TIME] we enter a night mode on the ship to mimic a daylight cycle for the crew and to save power.
I'll let you know when it's officially lights out later though. Bye-bye 'till then.
If you try to use your shuttle craft while in transit between planets CPU will say:
Captain, you can only board the shuttle craft when we are orbiting a planet.
After meeting the pirates on Lava Lakes CPU will say:
Captain... that was a close one!
Let's see, I'm uploading the list they gave us now...
It looks like mechanical supplies and some food crops... wait... they are requesting radiated crops?
Well, if anyone would know, it would be Lin. Maybe we should start by asking her first?
Now, let's get out of here before they change their minds...
