This page has the event information for Pilot.
Friendship
Cinematics are triggered from different friendship levels, and can trigger when one or more characters reach a certain level, and the player enters the area of that scene.
Stewart Quits (1)
To trigger this cinematic cutscene the player must have Stewart, CPU, Lauren, or Pilot at friend friendship status or higher. It can be triggered any day of the week.
CPU, I can't find anything wrong with you!
Why did you call me up here for repairs?
Haha, that was just a clever little trick to get you up here to hang out.
I'm just fine... but I do have some new jokes I wanted to try out on you.
I can't deal with this cracked up bunch of bolts anymore.
CPU... you really should only contact Stewart when there is something important to discuss.
No really, this is important...
What did the microprocessor say to the graphics card?
I'm a busy man CPU. I don't have time for your corny jokes.
You call me up here for repairs when nothing is wrong all the time.
Meanwhile, the engines are running rough and the dampers still need my attention.
UGH!! I get no respect around here!
Lighten up, Stewart. CPU is just trying to enjoy his life a little. You should cut him some slack.
Yes, I believe he's working within the limitations of his systems.
Yeah... Give me another chance, Stewie!
So... like I was saying...
...the microprocessor was saying to the graphics card...
THAT'S IT! Good luck with that CPU!
He can fix his own malfunctions from now on!
Stewart Quits (2)
To trigger this cinematic cutscene the player must have Stewart, CPU, Lauren, or Pilot at good friend friendship status or higher. It can be triggered any day of the week.
Just look at him Stewart. You see why we called you up here?
CPU has not been faring well since you stopped your maintenance routines.
I fear he will not boot up at all one of these days.
Huff... I told you that this would happen.
It's his own fault really.
I know, I know, but you can't just leave him like this.
Just get over yourself and fix him or this whole ship could crash and burn... with you on it.
You know... I never even get so much as a 'thank you' from anyone around here.
Talk about being unappreciated...
I can't see or hear very well...
Please, whoever it is... find Stewart!
I never got to say goodbye to him...
Tell him how much I really appreciated him over the years...
THANK YOU Stewart... my dearest friend... *fades away*...............
*sarcastic* What were you just saying about not being appreciated Stewart?
It looks a lot worse than it actually is. He's just being dramatic.
I'll have him fixed in no time...
Stewart begins checking components on CPU...
Oh hi Stewart! It's you! You came to repair me again!
Yeah, yeah... I guess I even missed you too.
Does this mean you 'un-quit' and will continue to run CPU's maintenance?
...heard any good jokes lately?
